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Kelly Lynn
17 March 2025 @ 10:00 pm
Hi!  Welcome to the ramblings of thekellylynn

I've started writing again so I thought it was time to whip this LJ into shape!

Here are some posts of interests:

All the fanfiction I have ever written.

A Rec List of varying fandoms (coming soon!)

My Real Life blog

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Kelly Lynn
So far the past two weeks have been long, hellish and have I mentioned long? All I've pretty much done is get up (at the very last minute), go to work (often at the last minute or perhaps a smidge later, oops), stress, train students, stress some more, go home, fall into bed, repeat, repeat, repeat.

So we can safely assume that the internet and I have been a bit estranged these long, long weeks. I feel like I've been Rip Van Winkle-ing for a hundred years and everyone has flying cars and tvs that play in their BRAINS or something.


I started on my neglected Google Reader tonight around 2:30am. Ya'll, I didn't finish until almost 5am. I now know what everyone and their dog was up to during Labor Day weekend, what Kate wore, and Zara is now available in the US. Which, I'm sorry, Kate looks darling in Zara but the stuff I saw on the website was a bit, umm, not. Also, that model is a leeeeetle bit scary.

So two and a half hours later, my eyes are burning, tears are streaming down my face and I'm still on the computer.

Kelly Lynn. Not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Kelly Lynn
Popping in for a few minutes from my exteeeeemely busy job (totally just typed busty there, wink, wink).

I have trained so many students today, hour upon hour, that if I get out of here tonight before curling up on the floor and weeping like a baby, I'll call it good.

Please remind me again WHY we need to have work-study students?

Anyhoo, beginning of the school year looks okay. If okay means that we desperately need about 15 more students, preferably equipped with library skills or you know, the ability to READ whichever is available (act now and we'll throw in the ability to Tell Time absolutely free!).

Please tell me that it can only get better from here.

Kelly Lynn
19 January 2011 @ 03:28 pm
So, yes. 2011, I hate you with the fires of a thousand suns. Hate,
hate, hate, LOATHE ENTIRELY!

I hope everyone is having a better new year than I am because if not, I
am so sorry. I feel your pain.

So far this has occurred:

- A cold
- Slipped on the ice and banged up my hip
- Toothache that led to
- An infection
- Throwing up
- ER visit
- Dentist
- Heart attack from the cost (also: if you find my eyeballs, please
- PTO time taken that I was trying to save! For, ya know, the snow.
- PTO for snow. Dammit.
- Car door that would not close that took all of 5 seconds to fix after
taking YET MORE PTO time
- Annoying people being annoying and making me even more miserable than
I was before (see above) and sticking their noses into what is totally
not their business and making me incredibly pissy and no, I do not want
to help you so piss off. In conclusion, 2011, it would be totally
awesome if you would be nicer to me, mmkay?

Kelly Lynn
01 November 2010 @ 10:44 pm
- Vacuum and mop the kitchen and bathroom
- Vacuum! Everywhere!
- 30 Day Shred
- Email Tiffany before she thinks I am a total flake and stops talking
to me
- Write 1667 words for the first day of NANO (and then die)
- Crash until I have to go to work tomorrow
Kelly Lynn
01 November 2010 @ 10:28 pm
...you chuck them right back at Life and say, "Fuck you!"

So, I am a little peeved, as you can obviously tell.

I am so tired of being the nice person, ya know? The girl who always
puts her work aside so she can do someone else's. The one who
cannot-fucking-say-no-to-save-her-soul-or-at-least-her-sanity. The one
who puts her life on hold for someone else.

I need a nice long vacation ALONE where there are no people.
Antarctica, perhaps? I do love me some penguins.

Kelly Lynn
13 October 2010 @ 06:16 pm
I will begin the 30 Day Shred on Sunday, October 17, 2010. I will
complete each day through thick and thin, through rain and snow and
sleet and hail, in sickness and in health 'til death do us part (or
something to that effect) until Tuesday, November 16, 2010.

I am hoping to have lost at least 3 lbs., hopefully more. I am also
hoping to have more energy to gt things done around the house and my
job. I am hoping that I will not be so tired all the time.

I am also hoping that I will be a size smaller! Perhaps less boobage?
Yes, please! Oh, to have shirts fit correctly. And pants! That don't
bulge with the bulginess of my tummy!

Pray to all the gods above that I can stick to this! Finding 20 minutes
a day can't be that hard, right? I just need to cut out one half-hour
show block of time.

Please don't let me fail at this like everything else!
Kelly Lynn
07 October 2010 @ 08:58 pm
- There's something going on at work that is making me throw back my
ice tea like it's a Long Island Iced Tea. Except for the fact that I
don't drink. And I've never been drunk. Or understood the fun of being
drunk. But right now? Looking a little more attractive every hour.
- The thing from work? If it pans out tonight like I desperately hope
it won't, you may hear my scream in the next galaxy. No, universe.
- Cowlicks are popping up all over my head! Obviously a sign that the
top layers are getting too long and heavy and I need to hightail it to
get my hair cut.
- I've gone to the same salon since high school, which is now a twenty
minute drive. With the way my hair grows, I really need to get a small
trim on my bangs every week two weeks and I can't really justify using
up a 1/4 of a tank of gas to just get my hair trimmed. Even though Mom
would love it since salon + Mom = same town.
- I need to find a new hairstylist who will not have any history with
my very finicky hair. This is very stressful!
- There are 5 million things that I have to do when I get home. I mean
IMPERATIVE FOR MY IMMEDIATE SURVIVAL or something like that, anyway.
All stuff that I have been putting off all week but now that I have
plans for this weekend, I don't have time to get to them at my leisure
(which is usually quite leisurely but not very timely).
- All I want to do is curl up on my couch and watch the rest of Persons
Unknown. MUST KNOW HOW THE SEASON ENDS!!! Right now, my vote is aliens.
Which doesn't mean much because that's my answer for everything. Or
ghosts. But if it is ghosts then damn. These are some pretty
techno-geeky Caspers. And can I just say, Janet's mom? Scary a la Joan
- And I have Castle and Supernatural to watch, too. Plus, umm, some
more SGA.
- Wait, why am I going out this weekend?

Kelly Lynn
06 October 2010 @ 09:55 pm
I hope that everyone out there in internet-land is having the best
October ever.

'Cause I sure am!

I absolutely love this time of year! The weather has finally evened off
into the 50-60 degree range which is wonderful as I will not die of
heat stroke as I wear basically winter clothes all year round. My
office is an iceberg 364 days of the year with one day reserved for
when you are bundled up for ARCTIC SURVIVAL and the furnace will
malfunction and roast you to death.

True story.

In other October awesomeness, my landlord finally ripped out all the
ugly bushes in front of the house! I can see out of my kitchen window

I came home from work on Tuesday night and pulled into the driveway and
just sat there for a minute looking at the house. I knew something was
different but it didn't register until suddenly I figured out that I
could see the whole house. Amazing! It suddenly looked a lot bigger
(from the outside).

So while I am sad that the wildlife has been evicted from the front
bushes, I am extremely pleased. I will not be pleased if he tries to
put anything back except for lilac bushes. Can you imagine standing
with your kitchen window open as you do the dishes while a gentle
breeze brings in the wonderful lilac scent? Bliss.

Going shopping this weekend! So excited. I'm hoping to get some new
clothes or maybe some shoes or maybe a coat or maybe, well, you get the

So shopping and then supper at Perkins. Can't wait.

And I think I'll stop the rambling here.

Kelly Lynn
06 October 2010 @ 09:34 pm
So I was checking my stats and I see that I have people who have read
my blog.




I was wondering if everyone could leave me just a quick comment on
where they are from ('cause I'm nosy like that) or maybe something they
would like me to post about ('cause I'm running out of ideas) or maybe
just how awesome you think I am ('cause I am needy and also delusional).

If you have a blog, I will totally visit and delurk as well!

Thanks a bunch, people!


(Please let there be at least one comment or else I will feel like a
dork. T_T)